ac-fairytail:

Fairy Tail chapter 600: Juvia’s great grandmother was the mermaid that told Zeref where to find Igneel, the Strauss’ siblings are descended from some of Zeref’s demons that mated with humans, Sting is Natsu’s brother in law and Jura and Princess Hisui travelled back in time to build the first Eclipse Gate. 

Everyone is part of Natsu’s backstory. Everyone

Unknown: Okay, so do you see a keypad in the door?

MC: nope

Unknown:…really?

MC: yup, no keypad here

Unknown: funny because I can see the keypad from right here

MC:

Unknown:

MC: then bitch you do it

Fix fic:

*Natsu forces Gajeel on a cart down into a mineshaft and decides to fight Sting and Rogue by himself*
Natsu: *spelling out COME ON with fire between his fingers* FIGHT ME!
Sting and Rogue: No.
Natsu: That’s what I tho–wait, what? No?
Sting: You heard us.
Rogue: We said no.
Rogue: What you just did was shitty.
Sting: Seriously, it was uncalled for.
Rogue: Not that our guild has room to talk, but that was a pretty rude way to treat your teammate.
Sting: We didn’t come here to fight Natsu Dragneel. Well, I did.
Rogue: We came here to fight Natsu Dragneel and Gajeel Redfox.
Sting: I’m all for challenging fights, but I would never do to Rogue what you just did to Gajeel.
Natsu: But–! But you–!
Rogue: If you really want us to fight, go down that mineshaft and get Gajeel back up here.
Natsu: Or what, you’ll beat me up? *smirking*
Sting: Or we can go down there ourselves and get him.
Rogue: And then all three of us can beat you up.